Keys and more keys
Gloria and I were going to New York for a wedding in New Jersey. The plan was that she, who knew the city, would rent a car and we'd stay in her mother's apartment in Riverdale--assuming we could get in and it wasn't too stuffy or the roof hadn't fallen in or anything. (Gloria's mother is in <a href="http://www.debacle.org/gallery/v/Summer-2003/?g2_page=1">Eli's nursing home</a>in Chicago). As we took off from Midway, Gloria pulled this package of keys from her bag and said "the key to my mother's apartment should be one of these." Fortunately she was right.